Bloke???

[Gold Finger]

Yeah, you could be right about that! Severe drought here with daily hot sunny weather.

I understand the U.K. is in one of its famouos long rainy patterns which explains a lot of this dribble coming from the other side of the pond.

We're not accustomed to this amount of rain during the summer, especially on the south coast of England.
I would recommend you cover your neck in the sunshine, as I believe you may be suffering from rouge neck syndrome.

[moparado]

What the jolly old dog achieved with the feline is of no consequense in the least when one chooses to ponder on that damn precipitation all & sundry have had the misfortune to be blessed with.
& I must say,my dear man,from my standing,& it being beneath me to even mix with 'the blokes',I must object in the stongest of terms, as I have only very rarely encountered the male of our fine species on this lump of mud & rock we call ours wearing panties.
Although from all reports it would seem the thing to do is to have a pair in the glove box or under the seat of your motorcar,makes one a bit of a sport you know.
Mind you,whilst strolling amongst the meadows I did take the most exquisite pleasure in quietly encountering Mrs. Wilberforce Buckshot in a commendable attemp of hanging out her bloomers to dry in the strong south easterly that prevailed at the time!

Sorry, i somehow overlooked this here ramble of a post!
What'n hell is that all about?

Doesn't the Prince over there run around in a skirt?

Nuff said

[Tombs]

Sorry, i somehow overlooked this here ramble of a post!
What'n hell is that all about?

Doesn't the Prince over there run around in a skirt?

Nuff said

now your on dangerous ground pal! thats a kilt not a skirt and you really dont want to upset the guys who where them! ...........................................apart from Charles cos hes a woofter with big ears

[Tombs]

and how come you have a special wavy finger thing?
i dont have one of them

[roybert]

Cause Jebs a Gay bloke

[jeb]

Cause Jebs a Gay bloke

Could that be interpreted as wishful thinking on your behalf Roy ?

[brian.w]

Could that be interpreted as wishful thinking on your behalf Roy ?

Smart Answer....

[moparado]

OK guys (notice i didn't say blokes), this has been a lot of laughs but i think the admins-to-be are gonna shut us down as this is now getting into ify territory.

If i ever make it to the U.K., i'd buy each and every one of you all a beer at your honky tonk (=pub) of choice!
I hear some say English beer is almost as good as German beer!

[jeb]

Moparado wrote,...." I hear some say English beer is almost as good as German beer!".

Oh! I wouldn`t go that far . I`ve tasted some really foul pond water in my time.
Think I`ll stick to my Jack Daniels , but I`ve since going to the Italian Sud Tirol this year took a shine to `Grappa `. A few of those down ya and your away.